Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...

right now, in my world. birds and bees really are having sex because i'm not!
its springtime now. my "winter of discontent" has got to be over.
i haven't even made out in like a month!!!!
i'm going thru such a draught.
i need a fuck buddy badly.
or a battery operated friend.
me not getting any is never a good thing.
it leads to bad decisions.
and hooking up with boys i don't like.
and there actually is a boy i like, and he won't make out with me!
what is wrong with him!!!