The Screening Process

i can't sleep. and RK and i just had a convo about finding a better screening process for the guys we date. we tend to date complete assholes. and i would love to just hand out applications and surveys. so here is the "must haves" on it.

The Application
Name (including aliases and nicknames)
Address
Age - Date of Birth
Astrological Sign
Occupation
Education
SAT Scores - for that matter --> any standardized testing scores
Previous employment - ALL old jobs must be listed
Jean Size - to ensure that no guy i ever date wears the same or a smaller size than me.
3 non-male references (one must be an Ex) and these must be listed along with contact info for sisters.
Criminal history

The Survey - it wouldn't necessarily have right or wrong answers. Instead, it would have Best answers, better answers, acceptable answers, bad answers, and worst answers ever. ****

1. 5 adjectives to describe yourself.

2. Favorite animal.

3. Top 5 bands/musicians/singers.

4. Best concert you're ever been too.

5. Favorite Book

6. Favorite Movie

7. Favorite Holiday.

8. Favorite teacher before Undergrad and why.

9. Perfect Meal.

10. Favorite Color.

I'm finally tired. I have way more for another day.


****So I used to have how I would "rate" answers in parenthesis but since apparently that makes me a judgy-judgerton, i took them out. they were not suggested answers!!! I just wanted to find someone who's got stuff in common with me dammit!