blonde boycott
ok, so generally i doubt have problems with blonde haired girls. but at the moment i do.
i have decided to boycott the "dukes of hazzard" movie. and i dig dukes of hazzard. and i LOVE johnny knoxville. but i'm boycotting. i will not pay 8 bucks to see that movie in the theater. wanna know why?
BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T MAKE JESSICA SIMPSON DYE HER HAIR BROWN. DAISY DUKE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BRUNETTE!!!!!
that's why. as a brunette i take offense to this. daisy duke is one of the very few symbols of all out brunette sex appeal. i find jessica simpson's unwillingness to go brunette an insult. everyone is going freaking blonde. and daisy duke, a classic symbol of brown-haired hotness, is no more. i'm pissed. i'm tired of the man trying to tell me what's attractive. BRUNETTE IS AWESOME YOU DOUCHE-BAG!!
oh, and jessica simpson should not be taking all of my anti-blonde rage right now either. kelly clarkson used to be so cute with her brown curls, wholesomeness and normal sized body. and then what happened? she went blonde and started dressing like a skanky whore (have you seen her knew video?? who wears bodysuits anymore??). and lindsey lohan. she had pretty red hair, and now she's just another anorexic blonde actress. she needs to eat a sandwich (or 10) and fire her hairdresser for doing that to her hair.
i have decided to boycott the "dukes of hazzard" movie. and i dig dukes of hazzard. and i LOVE johnny knoxville. but i'm boycotting. i will not pay 8 bucks to see that movie in the theater. wanna know why?
BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T MAKE JESSICA SIMPSON DYE HER HAIR BROWN. DAISY DUKE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BRUNETTE!!!!!
that's why. as a brunette i take offense to this. daisy duke is one of the very few symbols of all out brunette sex appeal. i find jessica simpson's unwillingness to go brunette an insult. everyone is going freaking blonde. and daisy duke, a classic symbol of brown-haired hotness, is no more. i'm pissed. i'm tired of the man trying to tell me what's attractive. BRUNETTE IS AWESOME YOU DOUCHE-BAG!!
oh, and jessica simpson should not be taking all of my anti-blonde rage right now either. kelly clarkson used to be so cute with her brown curls, wholesomeness and normal sized body. and then what happened? she went blonde and started dressing like a skanky whore (have you seen her knew video?? who wears bodysuits anymore??). and lindsey lohan. she had pretty red hair, and now she's just another anorexic blonde actress. she needs to eat a sandwich (or 10) and fire her hairdresser for doing that to her hair.
