Tuesday, May 31, 2005

blonde boycott

ok, so generally i doubt have problems with blonde haired girls. but at the moment i do.
i have decided to boycott the "dukes of hazzard" movie. and i dig dukes of hazzard. and i LOVE johnny knoxville. but i'm boycotting. i will not pay 8 bucks to see that movie in the theater. wanna know why?
BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T MAKE JESSICA SIMPSON DYE HER HAIR BROWN. DAISY DUKE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BRUNETTE!!!!!
that's why. as a brunette i take offense to this. daisy duke is one of the very few symbols of all out brunette sex appeal. i find jessica simpson's unwillingness to go brunette an insult. everyone is going freaking blonde. and daisy duke, a classic symbol of brown-haired hotness, is no more. i'm pissed. i'm tired of the man trying to tell me what's attractive. BRUNETTE IS AWESOME YOU DOUCHE-BAG!!
oh, and jessica simpson should not be taking all of my anti-blonde rage right now either. kelly clarkson used to be so cute with her brown curls, wholesomeness and normal sized body. and then what happened? she went blonde and started dressing like a skanky whore (have you seen her knew video?? who wears bodysuits anymore??). and lindsey lohan. she had pretty red hair, and now she's just another anorexic blonde actress. she needs to eat a sandwich (or 10) and fire her hairdresser for doing that to her hair.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

irritation

so my car is sick. not sure whats wrong with him yet - i have to take him to the dealership. but that's not what's bothering me. my dad is being a jerk about it. i woke up this morning, worked out, and he said that we could take it to the dealership after. so i showered and got ready and whatnot. then, he's like, i have to go meet so-and-so afterwards, so you can come with me. and i said that i didnt want to do that since that would just waste my entire day, so could he go meet whomever he needed to meet, and we could take the car in after. and he just started yelling at me!